Hello Students here we have a scene for the film In and Out with the actor Kavin Kline, very funny I hope you all can enjoy and practice the listening skill, any doubt please send a comment or e-mail. Havy Fun!
[Dramatic brass introductory theme]
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to our series...on exploring your masculinity. This
is audio tape number one...
"Getting a Grip." (Music
ends]
Are you dressed in suitably masculine attire?
HOWARD: Very.
- Are you in control?
- Yes.
ANNOUNCER: Are you ready to
take charge?
Are you a man?
HOWARD: Yes!
ANNOUNCER: Stand up. Stand straight and tall.
Excuse me,are we a little teapot?
Untuck your shirt.
Just one side.
HOWARD: Ohh.
ANNOUNCER: You hate this, don't you?
HOWARD: Look at it!
ANNOUNCER: You want to be neat.You want to be tidy. Adjust yourself.
Not there. The package, sissy man. The family jewels. Grab 'em.
HOWARD: Mmm.
- You're in a barroom.
- OK.
ANNOUNCER: Repeat after me. -
"Yo."
- Yo!
- "Hot damn."
- Hot damn!
ANNOUNCER: "What a fabulous window treatment."
- What a fabulous...
- That was a trick.
HOWARD: Oh! Damn!
ANNOUNCER: We've come to the most critical area... of masculine
behavior.
HOWARD: What?
ANNOUNCER: Dancing.
WOMAN: [Singing] First I was afraid... I was petrified.
HOWARD: Dancing.
ANNOUNCER: Truly manly men do not dance.
HOWARD: Oh, come on!
ANNOUNCER: Under any circumstances.This will be your ultimate test.
At all costs avoid rhythm,grace, and pleasure.Whatever you do, do not
dance.
[Song speeds up with disco beat]
HOWARD: I won't!
ANNOUNCER: Can you hear it?
HOWARD: Yes.
ANNOUNCER: Can you hear the demon? "Dance," the demon
whispers.
Everyone else is dancing. They're getting down. They're getting funky
now. They're having fun!
- Not you!
- No.
ANNOUNCER: Catch the fever.
Feel the heat of the disco beat. It's calling to you. Do not listen!
Men do not dance. They work, they drink, they have bad backs. They do
not dance.
Hold still. Hold tight. Whatever you do, do not dance!
WOMAN: [Singing] Hey, hey. I... I will survive...
ANNOUNCER: What are you doing?! Stop dancing, you big ballerina! Stop
waving those hands!
ANNOUNCER: Aren't you listening, you pantywaist? Stop it! Stop shaking
that booty!Be a man! Kick someone! Punch someone! Bite someone's ear!
WOMAN: [Singing) ...hold my head up high...
ANNOUNCER: Stop it! Get a grip! Think about John Wayne. Arnold
Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance! He can barely walk.
Stop it! Stop it! Just stop dancing!
[Music stops abruptly]
So how did you do, pussy boy?
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